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I’m a person who does stuff, and shares that stuff because I like to make people smile.

A green-haired woman with purple eyes and an ironic looking smile.
This is not a picture of me.

This is not a picture of me.

This is a picture I drew of a green-haired woman with purple eyes. I have strawberry-blonde hair (for now) and blue eyes.

My face does scrunch a little weirdly, though. And that’s why I like this drawing.

This is a picture of me.

In an appropriately fierce pose, donning a historically-inaccurate kitschy outfit.

Scammers beware.

A crazy-eyed horse with bared teeth wearing a pirate outfit wields a saber.
Hah. Hah. No. This is also not a picture of me.
A cartoon monster throws a tantrum and shouts "Don't Wanna!"
Adulting is stupid. ‘Nuf said.

I don’t like adulting, and I swear I’ll never get over that.

(See image caption.)

I do not doodle hearts on my hand, though it’s tempting.

That temptation gets stronger when a darn nice pink pen is involved.

A tracing of a child-sized hand done in bright pink pen has hand-drawn jewelry and "I love you" written on the back of the hand. A caption written in youthful scrawl reads, "this is how I want my hand to look"
Note that cool pink-pen heart-bling going on in my youthful artwork.

I randomly add skulls to sh*t.

I say sh*t without the asterisk all the time. And every now and then I add swearing to my art. Because I can.

A cartoon gelatin mold with eyeballs saying, "Hi! I jiggle a lot and who knows what is in me!"
Still searching for that elusive green Jell-o and carrots recipe.

My dream holiday is…

a giant pitch-in with so many Jell-o dishes that it will blow your mind, and a white elephant gift exchange.

For Halloween I want…

a healthily irreverent pause in the crazy to celebrate surviving life while staring death in his cold hard unforgiving bastard eyes.

A cartoon of a woman pointing at a skeleton. She says, "You fucking bastard." The skeleton says, "Mwa?"
See? Swearing. In art. Booyah.
A crazy-looking horse in a pirate hat flails around with a cutlass while staring at the audience with a wide wild eye and bared teeth.
A person can dream, can’t she?

Some day I’m going to write a hot and sexy romancy.

Just sayin’.

Oh, hi! You’re still here!

That means you might like stuff, too! Heck, you can contact me any time!

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Each of my designs is unique and original. Never artificial intelligence; never clipart. If it ain’t ArgyleImp, it ain’t here.